imthepinkukulele:

I just have a lot of love for this gif.

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via dontworrythefreefoodisoverhere)

digitalasslamb:

ahrned:

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

ummm excuse me
kurtjmacaroni:

lolshtus:

Pink Sheep

Pink Sheep
Piiiiiiiink sheep
morganperreault:

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

whooops

how do you even

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via dartagnantappingdatdut)

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

(via tonyabbot)

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

(via reblogrne)

plasticbagvevo:

21whore:

"A plastic bag, thrown out in the trash, attempts to find his way back to his owner and along the way discovers the world."

my kind of movie

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

image

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(Source: alienfucks, via tonyabbot)

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