iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

(via trust)

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

theboywhofangirled:

moriartyandsons:

theboywhofangirled:

idlely-rambling:

sherlocking-my-way-to-gallifrey:

noxbat23:

theboywhofangirled:

LEGS

SHOULDERS

KNEES

AND TOES

YOU IDIOTS IT’S HEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES GET IT RIGHT

YOU’RE THE ONE THAT STARTED IT WITH LEGS???

THIS WASN’T MEANT TO HAPPEN

(Source: kimpossibooty, via thepathwillbemyown)

narobe:

if you ever get 0 notes on a post just remember i got -1
dmcstuff:

A representation of me and my friends
leupagus:

fogbreaker:

pigeons are so dumb I love them so much

"dumb" my ass, you’d do this too if you could

asian:

people that walk slow in the hallway should walk slow in the middle of traffic too

(via outofsiight)

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